You wish to have talking kids, because…

1. They can tell you when their ‘milk bottle’ is leaking.

   Me: What’s wrong with your bottle?
   While milk is leaking onto 2 year old’s chin
   2 year old: It ruined, it ruined, ohhh noooo, it ruined!

   Oh, he’s not overly dramatic or anything.

2. So that they can talk some sense into their toys.

   Almost 4 year old: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
   Daddy: Who are you talking to?
   Almost 4 year old: My car! Stop it!
   Daddy: What is wrong with you car?
   Almost 4 year old: It keeps moving! Arrrrr! STOP IT!

   Where does that anger come from??

3. And so that they can let you know when they have too much energy. Because apparently they remember from this article, and they are running around shouting “energy, energy, energy”!

Horayyyy for teaching kids to talk!