Trust me, I’m not always awesomely kind!

Co-worker: It’s totally random!

Me: Random-ness does not really exist

Co-worker: Yes it does, what about random numbers?

Me: They are not really random, they are generated using an algorithm

Co-worker: But still, it’s random

Me: No, it’s not

Co-worker: Yes it is

Me: Dude, don’t argue with me, you won’t ever win, trust me!