Too brain-dead to think of a witty title, or even a non-witty title for that matter

Did you ever wonder to yourself, say, as you’re entering your office building, if you got dressed in the dark? Yeah, me neither, I always look good! Even when I wear stuff that really should not be worn, and looks like maybe I didn’t do laundry in about 2 months and just threw on whatever clean articles of clothing that I had left…

So, what are you wearing?