You know you're a mom when…

Hearing your baby say “mama” for the first time just bring tears to your eyes, but hearing your ‘baby’ say mommy for the 100th time makes you just want to put a sock in his mouth!

Suddenly you use the phrase “just 5 minutes” a lot!

You think that your husband is the world’s greatest dad, a moron, and the worse father all at the same time!

‘Bath’ means the time you spend giving your kid a bath, and usually it makes you more wet than when you eventually get a chance to have a shower!

The day is measured in breakfast-time, play-time, lunch-time, nap-time, dinner-time, story-time, bath-time, and sleepy-time.

Once simple tasks like climbing the stairs now seem like death-defying stunts as your kids try to master the staircase!

Everyone you meet is now an expert on child-rearing and has brilliant advice that they need to share with you!

Your mom’s most important role in life is now being ‘grandma’ to your kids!

You wish that you can eat chocolate all the time and still lose weight… ok, maybe that’s just me

Words like ‘potty, pee pee, poo poo’ are now a vital part of your vocabulary and ‘no’ is your most frequently used word!

“Mommy” is the most frequently used word in your household!