Dine with us

DH: is there not enough food on your plate?
Me: huh?
DH: well, the way you’re chewing on those bones…
Me: har har, you’re just so funny I can hardly contain myself
DH: yeah, that’s apparent
3 year old: you know when I came on the bed last night, it was because I almost had a bad dream
Me: almost huh? so, you knew that the bad dream was imminent?
4 year old: so, what was the bad dream about?
3 year old: I didn’t have it! I said ALMOST!
2 year old: gosh! duuude! ahahahahaha