I just finished a 15 minute diaper change, and no poop was involved! There was a lot of cajoling though, as in “please can I put on your diaper? please? can I put it on now? please?”... and it ended with “ok, are you done playing with your pee pee now?”
*pee pee as in what my kids call their “private part” not actual pee!
My two older boys said pee pee...my 3 yr old says mommy that’s not my pee pee that’s my turkey!! 
@Shaz - you should see how my friend changes her son’s nappy. She lays him on the floor, and literally “pins” him down by placing her leg over him, so he is laying under her knee - not squashing him - just providing a barrier between his arms and legs, to stop him messing around “down there”!
Ok.. don’t call the CPS - it isn’t as bad as it sounds!
@Alina - i really can’t see how he got to “turkey”?! I guess it’s his way of rebelling? 
My daughter saw a doll with the *pee pee* and I simply told her the real name and she never asked about it anymore. LOL
iMuslim… haha, actually i can picture it!
alina.. turkey? hmmm
sf, u know i really prefer not to have the embarrassment of them saying the real name in public… i think boys become a little to “fond” of their *parts*! haha
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