Hydromaniac

My 2 year old is a hydromanic.
The opposite of a pyromaniac. apparently.
Seriously. Every chance he gets he is playing with something liquid-ish.
Spit. Water. Lotion. Liquid Soap. Juice. And even Vaseline.

more about hydromanic (ism?) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hydromaniac